Tanuki Tantrum

Dear uncle Kenny,

I hope you are well and that your kimono business is going well. Say hello to everyone from me.

First of all I'd like to apologise for not writing sooner. First of all I was trapped in a box with a load of books and cameras, then I was left in the garden with no net access! After that I was finally brought inside and had the slugs scraped out of my bottom and left with a nice view on the window-ledge. Since then it was all a problem of getting my humans signed-up with broadband and I'm sure you know how that one goes.

So all-in-all, not a good start. I'm most unhappy with my pet humans for having left me outside for so long and for having left me out of touch. If I can get together enough for the EMS fare I'll be home like a shot.

Anyway, this was just a quick email to let you know that I am OK, apart from feeling a little bit left out.

Your loving Tanuki,

Dave